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De 12 a 15 : La edad en que de alguna manera "comienza" la era de los boliches, sos pendejo
imaginate la primera vez que vas a una matinne, tenes terrible emocion, similar a cuando tenes
4 o 5 años y esperas a que venga Santa Claus .. . Le contas a Todos y cada uno de tus familiares
que vas a bailar . . tenes terrible emocion en los huevos . aca es donde comienza la primera
.. . colgue.. e e claro vos esa primera vez que entras al boliche
no lo podes creer NUNCA viste tantas minas juntas, te pusiste de la cabeza con el jugo carioca
por que te olvidaste de diluirlo ..siguiendo con el tema mujeres , vos pendejo obvio miras a las
de 15 - 16 y mas obvio a las mas perras, aca es cuando entran las opciones :

a) Vas a hacerte el banana y rebotas terriblemente

b) Te rebotan y seguis insitiendo . . y seguis rebotando ..

c) Te das cuenta y vas a encarar pibas de tu edad

c1) Las de tu edad te rebotan peor que las mas grandes (Tenes menos chamuyo que el padre del Milhouse)

c2) Pegas onda y morfas algo ..

a2) Vas y te ganas a las perras (Pibe tenes mas futuro que Messi!!)


Obviamente los anteriores aspirando a algo decente . . .


Los que se vienen ahora son los bagalleros :

b1) Te cansas de rebotar y te comes al primer bicho que se te cruze

a3) insistis con las pibas mas grandes que vos y te terminas comiendo a la "gordita" del grupo


Y despues de esa "ardua" noche vienen las reacciones :

el tipo a2 queda como el claro "crack" de su grupete de delincuentes juveniles y claramente
quiere seguir concurriendo .. este termina siendo una especie de pocho la pantera ..

el tipo b insiste que la que se "morfo" no era fea, se veia asi por las luces ... y obviamente
se putea con el que no comio nada con la tipica frase "Por lo menos me comi una gil!!" lo mismo que
el tipo a3

El tipo c2 queda conforme y esta de acuerdo con seguir la joda todas las semanas

El tipo c1 no quiere volver nunca mas y el tipo "D" que es una especie de "espectador" digamos
que se rie de los tipos b y a3 y por supuesto tiene de idolo al a2 ...


Ahora vamos con algunas FIJAS en todos los boliches :


Siempre hay alguno que se olvida el documento . . y claramente tiene opciones :

a) Se vuelve a la casa resignado

b) Va a fotocopiar algun documento de algun copado de ahi

b1) Va con el documento fotocopiado y entra (Te salio bien papai!!)

b2) Te rebotan por : Pibe con fotocopia NO!! te queres matar !!


Siempre hay alguno que conoce al "publica" del lugar esto tiene Pro y contras como todo:

a) Estas a la mitad de la fila y cae tu amigo que conoce al publica y "seguro" nos hace pasar. .

a1) Salis de la fila, te encontras con el "publica" y pasas como un duque Mientras decis para
tus adentros "AJAJAJ mira como esperan los giles"

a2) Nunca encontras al "publica" te cagas a puteadas con tu amigo y encima tenes que hacer la cola devuelta

a3) Ahi el que se olvida el documento se puede salvar por que el "publica" es copado y te hace
pasar igual




siempre esta ese que lo cagaron con la anticipada .. . .


Siempre esta el que a ultimo momento no puede ir .. .


Siempre hay alguno que se descompone adentro . .



Siempre hay alguno que termina vomitando. .



Siempre hay alguno que lo sacan por que esta re Escabio



Siempre hay alguno que lo sacan por pelearse (Lease hacerse el Mohamed Ali)



Siempre esta el/la que se encuentra con su ex y se arma quilombo .. .



Mañana pongo la 2° parte de esto


Fotito del jugo carioca para los que no se acuerdan :



Recomenda el blog si te gusto :)


un saludo ♥


13 comentarios:

Pulga dijo...

EL MEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR LEJOS LEJOS LEJOS!!
MUY BUENO JAJA
lo del carioca mato. como pega sin diluir eh xD
che hay que vomitar en matinee eh
jaja seria lo mas estupido

Soga dijo...

pulga q vas a vomitar con coca cola va tal vez seria un poco tonto(?)

muy buen post

Lukas-fm dijo...

jajajaj, "lease hacerse el Mohamed Ali"

idolo xD

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